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So I needed to take a nap after work today because I was completely exhausted having stayed up very late the previous night. The Dream: My apartment was somehow part of a shopping mall. My bedroom was the same but the living room/kitchen was gone and instead there was an escalator or stairs that led down to a square, glass walled platform. This platform was not all the way down on the first floor of the mall. You could not access the first floor of the mall from this platform. It was just suspended there halfway between the 2nd floor and the main/1st floor. I somehow ended up on that platform, probably while trying to elude the strange dog that was in my apartment. My real-life dog was in the dream and he was being totally cool like usual but there was this second dog. The second dog was much smaller, like a miniature doberman... kind of a cross between a doberman and a dachshund. It was black and had like these nasty vampire fangs and it kept biting my ring finger. My real dog (a pit bull) was trying to protect me but only half-heartedly... he was more just kind of loafing around watching this little demon dog pester me. It was a horrible nightmare- this having my condo apartment merge into a shopping mall. From the suspended square platform I could look up and around and see various shops with customers strolling around. I was angry, like, get out of my house you bastards! They all seemed completely oblivious of my presence. I knew that they could easily be walking into the private areas of my apartment and using the bathroom and the locker room (yes there was a locker room) which greatly troubled me. Then while I was trying to crawl up the escalator (or was it just regular stairs) I could hear heavy bass filled music echoing through the cavernous mall. This definitely pissed me off and I knew it was my downstairs neighbor playing his terrible music. My neighbor in real life is this pathetic douchebag who is graduated from college some time ago yet continues to live like he's still in college. He has a decent job I think but he just drinks massive amounts of Bud Light every week, either on his own or with his fellow college douche squad and he eats delivery pizza from Dominos for dinner just about every day of the week... not weekends only but like every day... delivery pizza. Well anyway I was sure that the music was his terrible crap and then I woke up and I could hear music playing in my apartment but it was my roommate's and he was listening to drum and bass which I actually like quite a lot. So anyway, that was my dream and it was certainly, completely insane. Psychoanalysts, figure that shit out. I have my theories a plenty but thought, hey, why not spew it out in this fragmented, structurally deficient stream and let any random strollers give their take.

-Festering Sack (+ crazy dust)

Nightmare Dream 7.25.08 from 7pm to 9:15pm Eastern Standard

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